Monday, August 5, 2019

Web Tex can help Jerry Sign Zeke!


Everyone in Dallas is talking about what looks like an impasse between Cowboy’s Owner Jerry Jones and superstar running back Ezekiel Elliott when discussing the contract situation.  Obviously it’s difficult to overstate the impact Ezekiel Elliott has had on the Dallas Cowboys.  When the Cowboys were winning Super Bowls they had running backs like Tony Dorsett and Emmitt Smith.  Ezekiel Elliot is the heartbeat of the Cowboys’ offense, and Elliott has arguably been the best ball-carrier in the NFL since making his debut four years ago.

We figured the problem with Jerry Jones not paying Zeke the big money is that he doesn’t know how to haul the heavy load to number 21!  Here is the Web-Tex Solution.  Just utilize one of our rotomolded tilt trucks.

These trucks are proudly manufactured and assembled in North Texas and have been since 1997.  The last Cowboy World Championship was just one year prior.  The powder coated welded steel frame will fit through standard commercial doorways and onto elevators with ease.  Yes sir!  That means Larry Allen could easily push the tilt truck with all of that cash up to the executive offices at The Star.

Not only are the tilt trucks made from 100% recycled plastics, but they are designed tough that even Randy White or Ed “Too Tall” Jones couldn’t penetrate. 

So for anyone that wants to bring a Super Bowl Championship back to Dallas, tell Jerry and Stephen Jones to visit www.tilttrucksaccessories.com or call 214.939.0082 and Web-Tex Tilt Trucks Parts and Accessories will deliver a tilt truck that can carry over 1100 pounds of cash to make the deal happen.  Web-Tex also has a 5-pack deal that would help keep Zeke in Dallas for the long haul!

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